Once upon a time there were three potato-heads. And they were called potato, potato, potato, potato and potato and they all went… crumbly on the plate and then my mummy said EAT UP PROPERLY. And, and, and once upon a time there were three bears and one of them was called Goldilocks and she had goooooolden hair. And there was a big big big big popper bear and a mummy bear and a teeny teeny tiny baby bear. And, and, and they had some porridge and, and, and, and… and that’s enough now.
[Image: “Storytime” by Philomena O’Neill]