Whilst in Spain, Ariel and I had a happy time secretly looking for vulvatastic objects.

Here is my favourite, a stone that I found on the beach at Gran Alacant. I am not sure which way up is best – the “landscape” version on one side which reminds me of a Sheela-na-gig, or the “portrait” version on the other side, which has quite a clear vulva shape with the opening at the bottom. (Votes please!)

Vulva stone 2

And here are some other things I liked. Two shells, and a lemon that Ariel “scrumped” from an Actual Spanish Lemon Tree (limonero). All at least vaguely reminiscent of vulvae… Yay!

Vulva shellLemonVulva Cowrie