My vulva dances in the bath,
It splish-splish-splashes, peekaboo.
My vulva tries to make me laugh,
Then sneaks off with my best shampoo.

My vulva dances in the park.
It swings, and slides, it round-abouts.
My vulva likes to light a spark,
And beat up boys in knockabouts.

My vulva dances in the light,
With polka, foxtrot, cha-cha-cha.
My vulva waits then ‘til the night,
When it can swing upon a star.

My vulva dances free as air,
And trips the light fantastic.
My vulva tickles under there,
It’s super-cali-vulva-tastic!